Actual conversation between Jesus and me today:

Me:

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/ryan+tyler/run+run+run_20308781.html

(I can't find a video anywhere)

Jesus:

Read Psalm 139:8

Me:

But, I don't want to be a nun!


Basically, I have this really odd fear that if I don't physically run away, God's going to grab me and make me a nun. Like, I'm going to just wake up one day and live in a convent.

Um, I'm not sure where I was trying to go with this...

I'm praying for you!

:)