Speaking of Lourdes, don't know if I told you this, but they have an entire gigantic building completely devoted to confession!

You just walk in and wander down the hall until you find a priest who speaks the same language as you (they're in little rooms with their names and languages on the doors and there are pews lining the hallway between all the rooms.

So, your life goal (before becoming pope) should be to be one of the priests who just spends all his time sitting in a room at Lourdes hearing confessions.

I'm praying for you!

:)