Sometimes, I'm extremely snide and I say/think things that I instantly regret:

Jesus: I love you so much I died for you.

Me: But your death wasn't permanent. You only temporarily died.

Jesus: If it would have meant your eternal joy, I would have gone into permanent oblivion for you. But your joy rests in being with me. I rose again out of love for you.

I'm praying for you!

:)